Blangraphs

So. Guys.

Let me start again. You know how sometimes you just need a graph but are too busy texting to like, look it up? And of course the graphs are always so flat and line-y when you even find them.

How about we just forget about that and get graphs delivered to your door, on your schedule? And can we just have an app where you tap anywhere to pay?

Yes, and YES!

The new service from Blangraphs and our partners at Tri-Booda Industries, Grapht, links up our graphs to you, and your virtual wallet straight to us! Did you forget to check Blangraphs while you were sleeping? Delete the FOMO -- and have peace of mind -- because your phone will now turn into an airhorn whenever BG is updated! And don't worry about forgetting to pay. Your phone will do that for you automatically whenever a payment is due or whenever you type a "b" in any text message. Thanks phone!

Now we can throw away all our clocks, computers, Palm Pilots, and other outdated junk that this new app has replaced. Good riddance to that crud!