Game 7 Hype and Analysis Blancentromiconopolis
WELCOME TO THE BLANCENTROMICONOPOLIS BASEBALL BLASTERS PREGAME SPECTACULAR.
Stick with us until game time as we are joined by a live hype band for the ENTIRE time through first pitch:
Here is your lineup and the Blanalytics predictions for each player:
1. Kyle Schwarber 3-3 2 HR 2 BB
2. Trea Turner 4-4 2 HR 2 3B 1BB 2SB
3. Bryce Harper 1-1 1 HR 4BB 4 SB
4. Alec Bohm hit a double!
5. Bryson Stott 5-5 5 singles, all advancing to second on the unsuccessful throw home.
6. J.T. Realmuto 4-4 1 HR 3 2B 1 Catcher's Interference
7. Nick Castellanos 12-12 12 HR still batting past midnight when everyone else went home
8. Brandon Marsh hits for a bicycle
9. Johan Rojas 6-6 and none of those hits were bunts
On the mound: Ranger Suárez 9 IP 25K 79 pitches
Final Score: Phillies 28 - Other Team 0