Attention BlanPass Season Plus Subscribers

This post has been updated to reflect developments related to Concerns Of Vital Interest Determining Verified Interleague Rivalries, United States.

BlanPass reporter Bengie Nermbladt has been updating readers on the amazing conditions at the new BlanPass Blantasy Bubble in Florida! In this unprecedented season, some things are on everyone's minds, for example the awesome number of playoff teams, or the fact that Miguel Rojas is hitting .700 - in August! Anyway, everything is going great at the bubble, better than anyone could have planned, in fact!

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It's been quite a while since the global circumstances have started, but BlanPass is in full swing!
Not to be outdone by other platforms, BlanPass Pro offers VIP subscribers access to our elite bubble.
Safe from any complications, the bubble is our full-service fantasy camp, located in Swamp Truck, FL.
Here you can sip a Pina Colada (or two!) by the historic swamp beach and learn from the pros.

Tell your friends that you met Goose Gossage at our community fondue drop-in center, or and this one's my personal favorite -- show your commitment to the competitive integrity of our game by getting your family nonrefundable VIP tickets to our World Series Party! That's not all, folks. We have also brought tigers to the bubble to entertain guests who have Tiger King mania, giving live tiger shows while guests ate sumptuous five-course meals of bread bowl clam soup or Wagyu Blanburgers with JoeSauce. When the evening grows long, hit up Club 56, our trendy on-site night spot, for a few drinks, then ask our concierge for a recommendation in town - after all, you gotta "burst your bubble" once in a while! You call the shots here at BlanPass Pro VIP, and we are happy to accommodate any guest, whether a party animal or just a baseball superfan!

Control your own destiny with live betting on MLB games while on site, like the match-up of the Mets and TBD on Sunday! Blanduel Premium has been extended to to all countries, since we don't want to police the fun had by all! Anyway hope you don't READ TOO MUCH INTO this update! Thanks!

Meatball Mashers

Today marks the start of the 2020 Phillies season and our 10th year providing comprehensive coverage of Phillies baseball! Due to rule changes, season shortening, and the fact that we lost the power cable we will not be able to process the seasons predictions in the Blanalyzer3000. Instead we have focused our attention to a previously underappreciated aspect of Phillies baseball.

To begin we analyzed the project starting lineup for the Phillies:

1) Andrew McCutchen, LF
2) J.T. Realmuto, C
3) Bryce Harper, RF
4) Rhys Hoskins, 1B
5) Didi Gregorius, SS
6) Jean Segura, 3B
7) Jay Bruce, DH
8) Scott Kingery, 2B
9) Roman Quinn, CF

A formidable group with power and speed throughout, and somehow a DH vs the Marlins. Through retroactive analysis with our new invention powered solely by grit and red sauce we present the Phil's crushing meatballs:

Go Phils!!!

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