Meatball Mashers
Today marks the start of the 2020 Phillies season and our 10th year providing comprehensive coverage of Phillies baseball! Due to rule changes, season shortening, and the fact that we lost the power cable we will not be able to process the seasons predictions in the Blanalyzer3000. Instead we have focused our attention to a previously underappreciated aspect of Phillies baseball.
To begin we analyzed the project starting lineup for the Phillies:
1) Andrew McCutchen, LF
2) J.T. Realmuto, C
3) Bryce Harper, RF
4) Rhys Hoskins, 1B
5) Didi Gregorius, SS
6) Jean Segura, 3B
7) Jay Bruce, DH
8) Scott Kingery, 2B
9) Roman Quinn, CF
2) J.T. Realmuto, C
3) Bryce Harper, RF
4) Rhys Hoskins, 1B
5) Didi Gregorius, SS
6) Jean Segura, 3B
7) Jay Bruce, DH
8) Scott Kingery, 2B
9) Roman Quinn, CF
A formidable group with power and speed throughout, and somehow a DH vs the Marlins. Through retroactive analysis with our new invention powered solely by grit and red sauce we present the Phil's crushing meatballs:
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